Greg Gutfeld couldn’t believe he was about to face one of the toughest decisions of his life: choosing a school for his daughter, Mira. At just six months old, she would soon have to start preschool due to her parents’ busy schedules at Fox News and in the fashion industry. Even more surprising was Gutfeld’s final decision — a modest, down-to-earth school, far removed from what we typically imagine for the children of celebrities: lavish facilities and elite programs designed to shape a child into a member of the upper class.

“NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” GREG GUTFELD STUNS FANS WITH SCHOOL CHOICE FOR BABY MIRA

Why the Fox News firebrand ditched elite institutions for a modest preschool — and what it says about the man behind the headlines.

When Greg Gutfeld isn’t lighting up television screens with his razor-sharp wit and unapologetic commentary, he’s just like any other dad — or is he?

In a shocking twist no one saw coming, the late-night host and conservative provocateur made a parenting decision that’s turning heads and raising eyebrows across the celebrity world. Gutfeld, known for his no-nonsense attitude and high-profile role on The Five and Gutfeld!, has decided to send his six-month-old daughter, Mira, to a humble, no-frills preschool — and not the kind of elite institution most A-listers wouldn’t think twice about.

No designer backpacks, no gold-plated swings, no Mandarin-speaking tutors in sight.

You read that right.

Despite an income bracket that could easily afford private institutions with tuition rivaling Ivy League colleges, Gutfeld chose a neighborhood school that even some middle-class families overlook for being “too plain.”

WHY?

According to an insider close to the family, “Greg wants Mira to grow up grounded. He’s seen what happens when kids get swallowed up by privilege. He wants her to understand real life, not some gilded version of it.”

And while that sentiment might sound noble — even sweet — it has the Hollywood crowd in disbelief.

“This is the same guy who grills liberal elites on national TV every night,” a media insider commented. “And now he’s sending his kid to a school where parents carpool in old minivans? It’s wild. Unexpected. But maybe kind of genius.”

A DIFFERENT KIND OF LESSON

Sources say the decision didn’t come easy. Gutfeld and his wife, fashion industry powerhouse Elena Moussa, toured nearly a dozen schools — some with gourmet chefs, others with digital playgrounds and AI-assisted learning pods.

One school even boasted “baby yoga and toddler cryptocurrency education.”

But none of it sat right with Gutfeld.

“He was disturbed by how disconnected everything felt,” said the source. “These weren’t schools. They were status factories.”

The couple ultimately chose a preschool with mismatched chairs, a playground with real dirt, and a snack policy that includes — gasp — animal crackers.

No oat milk. No gluten-free almond flour banana bites.

“He said, ‘This is where kids are still kids,’” the insider shared. “That’s all he wanted.”

CRITICS WEIGH IN

As expected, the internet exploded.

On one side: the praise.

“Greg Gutfeld proves he’s not a hypocrite,” tweeted one fan. “While other celebs fake relatability, he’s out here living it.”

Another wrote: “Mira’s going to grow up knowing the value of a dollar and the joy of a PB&J sandwich. Respect.”

But not everyone is applauding.

A liberal columnist called the move “performative humility” and accused Gutfeld of turning his parenting choice into a political stunt.

“Let’s not pretend this is revolutionary,” they wrote. “It’s just a different kind of branding.”

To which Gutfeld allegedly responded — in typical fashion — with a smirk and a sarcastic quip on air: “Sorry, my baby’s too busy playing with real toys to be indoctrinated by the elite day-care industrial complex.”

A FATHER TRANSFORMED

So who is the man behind the decision?

Those close to Gutfeld say becoming a father has changed him — but not in the way you might expect.

“He’s still Greg. He still calls out the BS. But now, it’s personal,” said a longtime friend. “He’s not just thinking about news cycles anymore. He’s thinking about the next 20 years, and what kind of world Mira will grow up in.”

Rumors have even surfaced that he’s working on a new book — part political satire, part parenting memoir — tentatively titled “Naps, Snacks, and the Decline of Western Civilization.”

Whether or not that’s true, one thing’s for sure: fatherhood looks good on Gutfeld.

THE ELENA FACTOR

Elena Moussa, Gutfeld’s wife of nearly 20 years, is known for her elegance, style, and steely discretion. But even she’s reportedly warmed to the idea of a less-than-luxurious preschool.

“Elena was skeptical at first,” said a family friend. “She’s from the fashion world — she’s seen extravagance. But Greg made a compelling case. And once she met the teachers and saw the kids laughing and playing like kids should, she was in.”

Insiders say the couple has even discussed expanding their family — perhaps more children, or even adoption.

“Being parents brought them closer. They’ve found new meaning in the simple things,” the friend added.

A TREND OR A FLUKE?

So does this mark a sea change in how celebrity parents approach early education?

“It’s too soon to tell,” says pop culture analyst Daisy Renner. “But if more high-profile figures follow Greg’s lead, we might start seeing a shift. There’s growing fatigue with privilege for privilege’s sake. Authenticity is the new currency — and nothing’s more authentic than finger paint, scraped knees, and a school that smells like crayons.”

Only time will tell if Gutfeld’s bold move sets a new standard — or simply remains another headline in the whirlwind of celebrity parenthood.

But one thing is clear: Greg Gutfeld didn’t just break the mold — he stomped on it in dad sneakers and walked off with a diaper bag slung over his shoulder.

And somewhere in a modest preschool classroom, baby Mira is probably giggling — blissfully unaware that her nap schedule just became national news.